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I've always believed what my parents told me since I was little,
- but now I think, "Maybe it's not like that?" - Yeah, that's true.
I used to worry about my kids,
but now that I'm an adult, I don't have to worry about it,
- so I can tell them the truth. - Yeah.
For example, "If I don't sleep at two o'clock, I'll be called a ghost."
- Oh! - That might happen.
If I step out of bed, I'll be pulled.
- Yeah. - Something like that.
- That's probably because you'll catch a cold - Yeah, yeah.
so you can say, "It's okay if you sleep in your bed."
So today, I want to prove what I've always believed and what I've never sung,
- but now I think, "Maybe it's not like that?" - Yeah.
- I want to prove that it's not like that. - Oh!
If that's important, my kids might be watching.
- So please don't show it to adults. - Yeah, you can't show it.
- But you know that "If I don't sleep at two o'clock, I'll be called a ghost." - Yeah.
- The first thing I want to find out... - Yeah.
- is whether or not it's true. - Yeah.
- It's not like I've heard it since I was a kid. - Yeah.
- The first thing I want to find out... - Yeah.
- is whether or not it's true. - Yeah.
- I've heard of it. - Yeah.
- It's like... - Yeah.
- It's like something you'd hear in high school or college. - Yeah.
- It's like you're being bullied by your seniors. - Yeah.
- You're sitting there like, "Hey!" - "What's up?"
- "Is this Giri no Tsubo?" - "No, it's not!"
- You've heard of it, right? - Yeah, I have.
- But it might be true. - Yeah.
- Yeah, "tsubo" is totally possible. - Yeah.
In this episode of "Giri no Tsubo"...
the loser of rock-paper-scissors has to push one person really hard...
- and see what happens to the next one. - Yeah.
And there's one more.
It's a legend that a junior high school senior dropped a mickey at Disney...
and couldn't go to Disneyland for his junior high school trip.
- I've heard of it, of course. - It's true.
- It wasn't my junior high school. - Yeah.
- From what I've heard, it was an international junior high school. - Yeah.
There's a rumor that my junior high school senior dropped it.
- Yeah. - My junior high school senior dropped it.
- No way! - No way!
- So, there are 3 different rumors. - No way!
- I went to Disneyland for my junior high school trip. - Yeah, you did.
- This legend is weird.
- I'd like to verify it by calling and spreading it. - Oh, that kind of verification.
- If it's spread all over the country, it's a lie. - That's right.
- And the third one is... - Yes?
- If you put a blindfold on your ears, your penis will swell. - That's right.
- I've been told this before. - You want to protect something, right?
- It's a lie. - Yeah.
- It's about whether you want to protect your penis or not. - It's not about not to pee outside.
- Oh, I see. - If you do it outside, you'll get in trouble.
- Whether you have a penis or not is pretty rare. - Yeah, it's a limited condition.
- So, there really might be something. - Yeah, so if you put a blindfold on your ears, it might be really bad.
- So, I'll put a blindfold on my ears this time. - Hahaha.
- I'll dig out my ears and put a blindfold on them. - And lastly...
- If you whistle at night, you'll get a snake. - Yeah.
- I've heard of this too. - Yeah.
- It might mean you shouldn't whistle at night. - Yeah.
- But, isn't a snake a whistler? - Yeah.
- So, I don't know if you can whistle at night.
- So, let's do it in order. - Okay!
START!
- The first game is... - Okay.
- Who will go first? Rock-paper-scissors? - Okay.
- The loser will go first. - Okay.
- Rock-paper-scissors, go! - Oh, okay.
- I thought it'd be hard to push. - Hahaha.
- Actually, I'm pretty bad at this. - Oh, okay.
- Can I push it? - Yeah, you look like you're really bad at it.
- Here I go! - Should I cut it with this?
- Yeah. - Do you need a scalpel or something?
- Ahhh! - Hahaha.
- You're really weak at this. - Ahhh!
- I think you're at your limit of pressure massage. - Ahhh!
- It hurts! - Ahhh!
- It hurts so much! It's a little dented.
- This might be the cause of the pain. - Rock - paper-scissors, go!
- Okay! - Okay!
- You're strong! - Ohhh!
- By the way, is it changed now? - Yeah, it's changed!
- Okay! - It's worth testing it out.
- Go for it! - Okay!
- Here I go! - Ahhh!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! This is bad!
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Can you handle it? - I think this is it for me.
- Sorry, my head hurts. - Hey, you're twisted!
- Well, this is the end of the first one. - Yes.
- The second one is about a legend where a junior high school senior dropped a mickey in Disneyland and couldn't go on a school trip. - Yes.
- Let's ask a lot of people about this on the phone. - That's right.
- First of all, let's go to Aichi Prefecture. - Sakanagi went to Aichi Prefecture.
- Oh, yes. - Sakanagi called me.
- He doesn't seem like he'll say the truth. - Hahaha.
- He only lies. - Because, look at this.
- "Can I go to Golden Wig?" - Isn't this the opposite of Golden Wig?
- It's not Go Wakabayashi. - Hahaha.
- Some of you may not know, but I really don't know what's going on with this guy. - Yeah.
- Huh? Hello? - What's up?
- It's been a while. I have something I want to ask you. - Yeah.
- Isn't there a story about a junior high school senior dropping a mickey in Disneyland and couldn't go on a school trip?
- Oh, it's one of our stories. - Hahaha.
- Oh, it's Sakanagi's story! - Yes, it's one of our stories.
- It's a legend. - Oh!
- It hasn't been banned at all. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, you're not going to say you dropped it. - No, I'm not.
- I cut it off. - You cut it off and dropped it?
- Yeah, I'm listening. - I want you to tell me a rumor, not a lie.
- Can I make one? - Yeah, go ahead. - Hahaha.
- In order to draw a goat that we bought in junior high school... - Yeah.
- The art teacher was really into it and said, "Let's draw a goat."
- So we bought it with the Education Committee. - Oh, I see.
- And we bought it later, but it wasn't a goat. - Oh.
- It was a sheep that we bought a lot of time ago. - Oh, I see.
- It's said that sheep farms are 2,000 yen cheap. - Oh, I see.
- Even for 2,000 yen, the art teacher dropped it. - Oh, I see.
- That's crazy. - It's a death penalty. - Death penalty?
- Death penalty? Death penalty? - Yeah, death penalty.
- I thought it was a death penalty. - I thought it was a death penalty.
- And only my sister survived. - Oh, I see.
- And actually... - Oh, I see.
- It was a goat. - He's mad! He's mad!
- What was that about? - What was that about?
- OK, I'll call President Hajime. - OK.
- Hello? - Yes, yes.
- Excuse me, I'm Jody. - Jody.
- I'm Fahdi. - Fahdi.
- Good morning, but something like that happened to me. - What?!
- The air-gag is really popular. - Yeah.
- There's a lot of air-gag in one of my eyes. - Huh?
- The air-gag is really popular in one of my eyes. - Huh?
- Wait, is that related? - Huh? Wait, where are you from?
- Bariyama. - Oh!
- I'm from a yankee area in Kush. - Yes, I'm Fahdi.
- Oh, good morning. - Something like that happened to you?
- No, not at all. - Oh!
- My 3rd year senior dropped me off at Disney. - Oh!
- I wanted to go to the National Museum of Disney. - What?! You didn't go to Disney?!
- My senior dropped me off at Disney. - What?!
- Are you a senior at your junior high school? - I'm a senior at my junior high school.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- What's going on? - I see.
- 3 years of seniority is really close. - It's close.
- If you actually didn't go... - Right?
- Let's go to Takeyaki. - Yeah, yeah.
- Where did you go for your junior high school trip? - I went on a farm work trip.
- A farm work trip?! For your junior high school trip? - Yeah.
- Was it like that for other junior high schools, too? - It was like that for me, too.
- My senior dropped me off at Disney. - Oh!
- It was like that for me, too. - Huh?
- Well... - What about you, Takeyaki?
- I think I dropped or got hit by something. - Oh...
- I see. - I see.
- Thank you. - Okay, bye.
- Bye. - I'm glad you came all the way to Osaka.
- And you woke up here and there. - Yeah.
- Should we go to your hometown? - My hometown is Disney.
- It's far from here. - Okay, thank you.
- My classmates went to that famous island. - Yeah.
- I've been robbed and lost, but I've never lost a mickey. - Everyone has something. - It's funny to say something funny. - It's a pretty big case, isn't it? - How do you steal it? - It's Pika. - Oh, it's a right-handed person, isn't it? - Can I call you for that? - Asahi, is this an official line? - You don't have a phone number, do you? - Hello, good work today. - I lost a mickey.
- I'm moving for a day. - Oh, I see.
- Thank you. - Have a good day.
Yes.
Excuse me.
- I see, that's what it is. - Hmm...
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Good luck. - Thank you very much.
- And what are we summary of now? - Kansai and Kanto.
- And you really lost Kanto. - Someone said, "I couldn't go because of my senior."
- Kansai is... - My senior lost it and I went to a farm experience.
But you've already dropped the tip of it.
What's going to happen with this survey barrier?
As expected, if it's this exposed, it's just a rumor, isn't it?
I feel like I'm walking alone.
Can I say one rumor-level information?
I went to school to become a teacher, but going to Disneyland for a school trip is a huge burden for the teacher.
I really don't want to go as a teacher.
But you want to go with the students, don't you?
And in order to silence the students who want to go on a school trip,
No, we're out of money.
Rather than saying, "It's no good,"
No, I'm a senior and I've done this and that.
The more you say it, the more excited the students will be.
Wow, really? Then I can't help it.
That's why they refuse it smoothly.
Well, it's a rumor, or I don't know if it's true, but I heard that story.
It's a means.
By the way, there doesn't seem to be a pond where Mickey falls in Disney.
What?
That's it!
If that's the case, let's go!
But everyone is lying!
It's a lie!
It's too much of a lie!
It's a lie!
I can make a statement about this.
Oh, it's been resolved!
I almost fixed it, but...
On my junior high school school trip,
I dropped Disney and...
I dropped Minky and my senior is not there!
You're not there, either!
The people who called me now, you're not there, either!
If you still think it's different,
please let me know in the comments.
There may be various opinions.
I'm full now.
Damn it! Are you going to look for earwax, Chino?
That's right, Chino.
I'm going to look for earwax.
Are you going to look for earwax?
Yes.
It's only here that you can blow up earwax outside.
So I came here.
When I dug a hole around here in the past,
and I was looking for fossils,
I found earwax.
It's only here that you can blow up earwax outside.
So I came here.
Oh, wait!
Are you a genius?
I'm a genius!
Wow!
You're fast!
Excuse me.
Go!
Wait, I'm doing something scary.
It may be sunny.
I don't know, but I have a bad feeling.
I don't know if you'll be fine,
but this is my best effort.
So,
let's verify that a snake comes out of a whistle.
Yes.
Now we're in front of the pond in Okazaki Castle Park.
It's not strange even if there is a snake.
I'm sure a snake will come out of a whistle.
Oh!
You're wrong!
Can you blow up earwax in about 10 seconds?
I'll do my best.
(Whistle)
(Skate)
What is that?
(Skate)
I thought it was a snake, but it was a skate.
(Skate)
Hey!
I heard it now!
You did it, at last!
It's a rumor that if you press the brain point, you'll get diarrhea.
Yes.
It's only been half a day since I tried it.
Yes.
And now I'm lucky.
Alright.
Let's go!
Open the prize!
Wait a minute.
I'm still sitting.
If I stand up, it will flow.
What should I do?
Leave it to me.
Let's go.
I'll go this way.
Let's go.
One, two...
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
One!
You're healthy, Yumemaru!
And it's hard!
You look like a chili pepper.
You're selling it on a high price.
So, it took me all night.
The third test is over.
Yes.
One more thing.
If you pee in your ear water, your penis will swell up!
This is it.
It lasted until Yumemaru took a shit.
Yes.
It's swollen now, so it's not strange.
As a result of peeing in my ear water,
my penis became like this!
One, two...
So, even if you pee in your ear water, your penis won't swell up!
We solved many mysteries.
Yes.
There were many things we didn't know.
Bye bye!